Create-a-Caption: 'Why won't the rally monkey work for Papi?'

As you might have heard, Big Papi isn't doing too well. He still hasn't hit a ball out of the park this season and he just made Red Sox fans suffer through an 0-for-7 performance on Thursday in which he left 12 runners on base during Boston's 5-4 extra-inning loss to LA.

He then offered up this kinda sorta really sad quote — relayed by DB in this morning's Juice — while waving off inquiring reporters after the game.

"Sorry, guys. I don't feel like talking today. Just put down, 'Papi stinks.'"

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Thursday's C-a-C featuring the randy Rangers:

Chris Davis comes in for the landing

1st — Raz. "Texas Rangers teammates try to stop Chris 'Wolverine' Davis from questioning a call by umpire John Hirschbeck."

2nd — Johnny Appleseed. "Quick! Knee-drop McCarthy while you have the chance!

3rd — allen. "Oh shoot ... This isn't the Holyfield vs. Bowe fight"

HM — Mace D. "As part of the Rangers 'Yiddish Day' promotion, the players spontaneously demonstrate the traditional Hebrew wedding dance, but forget the chair."

HM — art4Dsoul. "No wait! you have to go back and touch third!"

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