Each time I've looked at this picture today, I've laughed out loud. Photo mom just kills me and the look on the kid's face was made for Create-a-Caption. Really, the only way this could be any better is if we could see the look on Lou Piniella's face and/or that kid had chocolate on his mouth and a little mustard on his shirt. (Maybe that's what Photoshop is for.)
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Monday's crushing C-a-C:
1st — Vaffanculo.
"T-i-e-s-h? Uh no. It's T-e-x-z. Um, nope. Does anyone here know how to spell my last name?"
2nd — Chris.
"Sorry guys, I can't sign anything until Boras gets here to wring every last cent out of you."
3rd — Smoshed.
"Calm down, kiddies, I don't like loud public displays or bartering. Keep it lucrative ... er, quiet I mean."
HM — goot.
"Hey CC, put down the hot dog and help me sign some balls"