As you might know, Greg Maddux is already back in Padres' camp, but he's working as a Koufax-style special instructor/pitching sage. Wonder if he can hit everyone's favorite In-N-Out in Peoria now that he doesn't have to worry 'bout his belt loops?
Or are his hands too full trying to resurrect Mark Prior's career?
But have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — K. Crews.
"No work here today guys, Indians aren't looking for any old overweight bullpen arms. Check the local Home Depot"
2nd — Smoshed.
"Hi guys, it's okay. We don't juice the fences until the exhibition schedule starts."
3rd — Gold Dave.
"Things aren't the same since the Indians offered to host relocated Gitmo detainees."