Create-a-Caption: Torii Hunter freaks out fan at Fenway

Sheesh, it's like this Boston Red Sox fan has never seen Torii Hunter(notes) climb a wall before.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C, featuring The Big Unit & Rush:

Randy Johnson shoots Rush in the limelight

1st — EJO. "Once Randy Johnson(notes) found the perfect alibi, Operation Nail Bieber In the Face was underway"

2nd — Eurometal. "Oh come ON! I have to buy a monopod extension too? Who designed this thing...oompa loompas?!"

3rd — Eddie J. "A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride
Today's Randy Johnson
...takes photographs?"

HM — andrewscott48. "Not quite what Nike had in mind when they sponsored Randy Johnson."

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