Create-a-Caption: Tim Lincecum puts things into perspective

Not exactly sure for what the photographer was going for as he took this shot of Tim Lincecum delivering his Cy Young acceptance speech, but I'm going to venture a guess on it having to do with making him look as tiny as his nickname. Real clever, guy.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Wednesday's alcohol-free C-a-C:

Dude? The saddest sports picture ever

1st — dumpsta

"I thought the 10 dollar premium cans, 9.50 domestic cans was the sad part."

2nd — Weedies.

"After conquering the specter of a potential winning season, JP Ricciardi looks to finish off the last enjoyable aspect of attending a Blue Jays game."

3rd — Unleash The Fury.

"On Mitch Williams day in Toronto everything leaves the park."

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