Dave Brown just pointed out the fact that the current image on Y! Sports MLB page looks a little like an impromptu breakdance session broke out between Tim Lincecum and David DeJesus at Kauffman Stadium.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should the caption to this third-inning throwdown on Sunday afternoon read?
Follow the jump for winners to what was probably my favorite C-a-C yet:
"How did you know? It's just what I wanted."
1st — Lazer Eyes.
I'm burying this to curse the restaurant franchise. Once I ordered a burger well done, and it was medium-rare.
2nd — jlpamc81.
Having to cut costs elsewhere due to massive stadium overspending, A-Rod proudly displays the Yankees 2009 home uniform.
3rd — Stewie.
Since when does David Ortiz work for the Hard Rock Cafe?
HM — gech71.
Hey fellas, shouldn't this read A-Rod Cafe, Rodriguez Stadium?
HM — bryan.
With the 1st pick in the draft, Hard Rock Cafe selects Alex Rodriguez.