Create-a-Caption: The Stranger takes in a ballgame


One of the reasons that Scottsdale Stadium is one of my favorite spring training stops is that the male ushers are dressed like you've just arrived at a rodeo instead of a San Francisco Giants baseball game. I think it's a swell look and not only because it borrows certain wardrobe elements from a character in one of my favorite movies.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Hit the jump for winners from Tuesday's C-a-C featuring a Milwaukee Brewers' buzzing.{YSP:MORE}

The haircut that made Milwaukee famous

1st — Michael Doyle. "And that is why I will never get my haircut by a sausage again."

2nd — The XTC. "You can tell it's an ode to Alcides Escobar's mitt because the ball looks like it's nearly falling out of the glove."

3rd — Mr. Jones. "Lesson learned. The greatest logo in baseball history does not translate into the greatest haircut in baseball history."