Have at it, amateur Internet copywriters. How should the caption to this photo of Mets manager Willie Randolph signing autographs for a pair of America's finest read?
Follow the jump for winners from the previous C-A-C:
Let's hug it out!
1st —Jason M. "I told you, only Kris Benson's wife is allowed to do this, and he's not on the team any more."
2nd — Mash. "What the...? You're not Nick Markakis!!!!"
3rd — Barrett K. "And this, Yankees fans, is how you slide head first into home ... wait, Quiroz, this isn't practice, and where's your gear!?!"