David Wright is no stranger to the world of Jersey Shore, having spent some time filming a commercial with The Situation a few springs ago. He also rubbed up against America's most unfortunate alternate universe again on Monday night when a pregnant Snooki and her boyfriend dropped by as a promotion at Citi Field. For a second I was frightened that the New York Mets third baseman might not be the highest earner in this photo, but that isn't the case.
Well, at least not yet. (One bristles to think what that baby might earn once it's out of the, uh, dugout and into the world of GTL).
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C featuring a deputy Diamondback:Officer Gerardo Parra
1st — Combat. "Parra volunteers for donut patrol."
2nd — Badac. "Dictator-in-training, General Gerardo Parra, practices his 'benevolent' wave."
3rd — AndrewScott48. "Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me."
HM — Catman. "Cincinnati police hired some additional help in preperation for the Bengals players arriving for training camp."