Create-a-Caption: A-Rod’s double date with Cindy Crawford

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A meeting between old Pepsi endorsers on the downslope of their lives in the public eye?

If Britney Spears is lurking somewhere out of frame in the above picture, perhaps.

If not, it's just Cindy Crawford (with husband Randy Gerber) and Alex Rodriguez (with new, but not-pictured gal pal Torrie Wilson) taking in Tuesday night's Los Angeles Lakers game on a double date at Staples Center. Considering that A-Rod and Torrie are one of this week's hottest tabloid stories, I have to chide the Getty Images photographer for not getting the right one, baby. (Yes, that's a Ray Charles Pepsi reference for those of you scoring at home.)

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from our last C-a-C, featuring something fishy.

These Marlins are the men of the moment

1st — Jeffrey D. "Jeffrey Loria awkwardly spots the Miami-Dade tax commissioner across the Hilton Anatole lobby."

2nd — Sam C. ""Stop calling us a ventriloquist act!"

3rd — JD 1. "Let me present mini-me to the other owners"

HM — Brendan. "Yeah, those new uniforms are uglier than Uggla."

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