Create-a-Caption: 'Quick, get to the doorway, it's the big one!'

Those Minnesota Twins? Nope, they're not going anywhere. They beat the Yankees 4-2 this afternoon on the power of a three-run homer from Delmon Young. For those of you keeping the AL Central standings at home, that puts the Twinkies back into a tie atop the bracket with the White Sox, who will play the Royals tonight. Both teams might as well just get score tickers installed inside their dugouts, all the better to scoreboard watch with.

This picture, though, comes from Wednesday night's contest — though I probably could have just fooled you since you can't tell the difference between night and day in a dome — and features Minnesota's Brian Buscher and a female security guard who looks like she's getting her left leg Napoleon McCallumed. (Yeouch!)

So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Tuesday's C-a-C:

"Hey Yang Yang, show me some love!"

1st — yogaflame.

Sorry Lou ...we outsourced your job to Yang over here.

2nd — Nick.

"America is numero uno! What no comprendo english Yang Yang?"

3rd — Vaffanculo.

Long time, no see ... oops, you look just like someone I know.

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