Create-a-Caption: Paul Goldschmidt gets a look from Gerardo Parra

The opportunities to laugh and share a smile have been few and far between for the disappointing Diamondbacks this season. But the snakes had a good time on Wednesday night as Paul Goldschmidt and Ian Kennedy keyed a 4-1 win over Tim Lincecum and the San Francisco Giants. Here's Goldy getting a look from Gerardo Parra that's half Ricky Ricardo's "Lucy, you got some 'splainin to do!" and half Chris Kattan's Mango character after he hit a go-ahead homer off Lincecum in the sixth inning.

So have at it, amateur copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from our last C-a-C featuring a Royal gone awry: The Moose is loose!

1st  — AgentUtah. "What is this baseball player doing in our client meeting?"

2nd — Jimy. "Not the venti expresso!! NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!"

3rd — Ethorn. "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to return to the field. If you play for the Royals, you can't possibly afford these seats."

HM — Johnny Appleseed. "Make it five beers!"

HM — Vaffanculo. "When Moustakas asks to see your ticket, you better show me your ticket."

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