Create-a-Caption: Officer Gerardo Parra

Man, who knew that Gerardo Parra would work his way into contention for Create-a-Caption MVP this season? The Arizona Diamondbacks outfielder made his debut last month after striking a great pose on teammate Paul Goldschmidt, now he's here after attempting to impersonate a Cincinnati police officer on Thursday afternoon. It's really an arresting picture of our friend Parra, is it not?

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world? How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from our last C-a-C featuring one hairy dude and Bigfoot:Brian Wilson hits red carpet with Sasquatch date

1st — Andrewscott48. "You guys have any idea how much beef jerky they gave me to bring this guy?"

2nd — Sully. "Hey Lamar, thanks for letting me take your wife as my date."

3rd — StLFan. "I asked for Chewbacca, but got this instead."

HM — Arm Chair Critic. "Wait until I unleash my newest pitch in 2013, the hairball."

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