At 22-21, the fourth-place New York Yankees aren't quite in Kansas City Royals territory just yet. Still, I look at this picture of a diving Mike Moustakas and can't help but wonder if the half dozen Yankee fans are more terrified of the potential symbolism for their struggling team than they are concerned for the well being of the hustling Royals third baseman.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from our last C-a-C featuring the boys in blue: Partying like it's 1988
1st — AndrewScott48. "Hey. You guys wanna hear a story about how I won those rings on your fingers?"
2nd — Mickey. "So I was pumping my fist while running the bases and I thought, Tommy isn't all that special I can eat pasta and manage a ballclub. All downhill from there."
3rd — Jeremiah. "Selig let a parking lot attendant run this place? No wonder they still show us up on the big screen every night."
HM — Boops. "OK, Orel I'm going to start you in Game 1 tonight. Kirk, because you are hobbling I am going to only use you as a pinch hitter. Orel, why aren't you in uniform yet? Kirk, that isn't our uniform, where is Arizona?"