Apart from Carlos Marmol(notes) ensuring that Randy Wells(notes) still doesn't have a win to match his 1.64 ERA, the Cubs bullpen wasn't its usual mediocre self on Sunday afternoon in Cincinnati. Still, that didn't prevent Lou Piniella from putting on an "Is this guy kidding me?" face after a trip to the mound to chat with Aaron Heilman(notes).
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Friday's C-a-C featuring the Big Unit:
1st — Curly G. "You think my mullet is long, check out my uvula!"
2nd — Anrkist. "You know that bird I just killed with a fast ball? Well I tried to eat it ... did not taste like chicken."
HM — Mike Honcho. "Randy Johnson reacts after Harold Reynolds attempts to give him a hug during a game."