It's showertime at Wrigley Field where, despite the best efforts from starter Tim Hudson, the Braves were swept by the Cubs with a 3-2, 11-inning victory by MLB's best team.
To recap: Jim Edmonds hit a game-tying HR in the bottom of the ninth — loved him all along, didn't we Cubs fans? — and Reed Johnson did what Ogilivie didn't want to, getting hit by a pitch and sending both Aramis Ramirez home and our friends at Walkoff Walk into a celebration that will last until sometime after the Fourth.
Anyway, it's dinner time here in the Midwest, so have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world. Exactly how should this caption of a contemplative and grounded Tim Hudson read?
Follow the jump for winners from Wednesday's C-A-C:
1st — Brendan.
"Wait, wait! My hat is somewhere under here!"
2nd — Philousa.
Groundskeeper 1: Are you sure the Budweiser Bikini Girls requested to be sprayed with water?
Groundskeeper 2: I heard em myself!
Minaya (From Dugout): Hustle it up Billy!
Wagner: Just tying my shoe, skip!
3rd —Older Than Moses Shaq.
Quick, bring in the fire hose. Wagner's on the mound again.