Create-a-Caption: Who knew Rick James was a Cubs fan?

And they're finally underway at The Cell with the White Sox leading 1-0 heading into the third inning. While we wait to see if the Twins will have to hop a late plane to the Windy City, I thought we might get back to an old C-a-C tradition with this picture of a Cubs fan being escorted from Sunday's game on the South Side.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

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