Create-a-Caption: 'I can hear you just fine, why do you ask?'

This is how I spent my Labor Day weekend. Ivan Rodriguez apparently spent his weekend (well, last Thursday, anyway) taking in some action at the U.S. Open and sitting in front of a modern day George Costanza. The result was a $13 million version of a guy Chris Cornell once sang about.

So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Friday's Retro C-a-C:

"I can't believe I didn't shut that garage door"

1st — Chuck-o-Luck.

Donald Fehr: "That's right Senator, I am Bud Selig's love child!"

2nd — Silver D.

Selig: "Oh please dont tell me that they found out about the Viagra"

3rd — Joseph J.

Selig: "Really? I get it, nobody takes me seriously, but did you have to put my name in Comic Sans on the table tent?"

HM — The Layt Show.

Selig (thinking): "Gosh damn it ... what is the name of that team in Kansas City?"

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