Create-a-caption: 'Don't worry, Ichiro! I got it! I got it!'

No, we're not aiming for a third day of Manny being Manny caption fun, but this picture does involve the Red Sox. Above, an obviously lost Cubs fan (the anti-Bartman) cleanly catches a J.D. Drew home run blast as Ichiro scales the wall for a better look.

So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world ... How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Tuesday's C-a-C:

'Oh, the All-Star Game was delightful!'

1st — The Layt Show.

Ohhh, you're the cute little team that sent the Yankees Richie Sexson. Thanks, fellas. No, really, thank you.

2nd — jlpamc81.

"Know what I'm holding in my hands guys? You're correct. A Seattle Supersonics 2008-09 official team basketball."

3rd — crook3dnumb3rs.

People think I shoved Jack over ticket allotment ... But it was really because he didn't like this bowtie idea of mine.

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