Yeah Blue Jays, magnets! And though this pictured predicament suggests otherwise, Toronto center fielder Colby Rasmus actually made a great catch during Sunday's game against Tampa Bay before his momentum opened the Tropicana Field wall.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from our last C-a-C featuring Joe Nathan as a Dallas Cowboy:
1st — Combat! Bachelor number three dreams of becoming a cowboy.
2nd — VC. This is nothing. Wait until the guy gets a steal sign and runs a post pattern towards the foul pole.
3rd — BaseballFuries. "What happened to Brandon McCarthy was horrific, but don't you think you're going a little bit overboard?"
HM — DI. "Hummm...football player...better than the last dream....buck naked."