But when it comes to amateur Internet copywriters, there's never a moment to rest.
So have at it, Stewies.
How should the caption to this Bubblicious photo of Chipper read?
*I'm actually not sure how you can be 'chasing .400' when you're actually hitting above it. Is there a term for Chipper's situation that I'm not aware of?
After the jump, find winners from last Friday's C-A-C:
Yost tells McClung he's McDone
1st — Baller8184198.
Ned: "Give me the ball."
Seth: "Fine. I was done anyway. I'll pretend like I'm mad and look at the chick in the 4th row."
2nd — John H.
"I'm sorry coach, it's just that Prince was my first pick in the fantasy draft and he is a huge let down."
3rd — Will B.
Be here longer than you will, Ned!