Create-a-Caption: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Tim Lincecum!

Get your Point Break and increased velocity references ready, dear Stewies, because that's Tim Lincecum(notes) trying out a wind tunnel at Universal Studios CityWalk in Los Angeles earlier this week. The stunt — video here — was part of his new sponsorship with Red Bull and not a punishment for hitting Matt Kemp(notes) a night earlier at Dodger Stadium.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C, featuring futbol at Fenway:

With Red Sox on road, football fills Fenway

1st — mrjones. "I have seen that many balls kicked in the outfield since Manny Ramirez(notes) was here!"

2nd — DW. "Sox hire professionals to learn new ways to flop in August"

3rd — drmatthewtaylor. "After defecting to the Yankees, Johnny Damon(notes) knew he'd need to sneak back into Fenway Park while no one was watching."

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