So the Yankees got their first peek at new Yankee Stadium on Thursday and Bernie Williams opened the park just like you'd expect — By smashing the first ceremonial guitar at the stadium's Hard Rock Cafe. I have no further comment, really.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Tuesday's C-a-C featuring Lou Piniella:
"You look familiar, kid."
"It's me, Graig Nettles — I caught the Benjamin Button disease."
"Mullet haircuts? Disposable cameras? Since when did the Southsiders start wearing Cub shirts?"
And Lou realizes he just signed the child support document, not the game program.
jlpamc. ('Duk note: Gotta give credit where credit is due.)
"Kid, you look kinda familiar. Does your dad still do that blog for Yahoo?"