San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito made an appearance at the American Country Music Awards over the weekend with teammate Brandon Belt. Before the show, the resurgent left-hander was able to hit the celebrity gift suite with his wife Amber to play around with a few of the free products that were on display.
Having no doubt seen that weird Lauren Bacall episode of "The Sopranos," both Zitos decided to protect themselves appropriately for the experience.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from our last C-a-C, featuring Tim Lincecum and a young fan.
1at — Sully. "Daddy, who is this freak?"
2nd — Greg F. "Daddy, why does this man smell like my bus driver's jacket?"
3rd — Damien. "Mommy?!?!?!?!?!"
HM — Haley. "You really can't blame Montana for wondering why her dad was talking to the bad guy from The Avengers."