Andy Pettitte did a decent job during today's Rays-Yankees matchup (still unresolved as of posting time), giving up three runs and six hits over seven innings. We'll wait for comment later, but maybe it was the contents of his glove that spurred him onto the performance?
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from one of the most popular C-a-Cs of all time:
"As embarassing as it was for Craig to have braces in his 40's, it only got worse."
Padres catcher Nick Hundley misses the foul ball, but catches a Wall Street scam artist.
"Go ahead, call me Todd one more time!!!"
Kid: "Please mister, my Dad promises to learn cellphone etiquette ..."
"Mets, Nets, what's the frickin' difference."