Another day, another free agent signing press conference in New York. This time it was CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett doing a meet n' greet with the media at Old and New Yankee Stadium. If you're looking for more info on the day, Scott Proctor's Arm has the recap while NYT's Tyler Kepner reveals what happens to those ceremonial first jerseys.
With all that said, it's time to have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world.
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Follow the jump for winners from Wednesday's Ol' Father Christmas C-a-C:
'Ho! Ho! Ho! Here's some CitiGroup stock!"
1st — Vaffanculo.
"Hey, where's Strumpet Claus from few years ago, when Kris Benson played Santa?"
2nd — levinebr.
"Santa gives out the same thing to young Mets fans that they get year ... disapointment. They aren't allowed to unwrap it until September."
3rd — Jordan.
"I'm not real, and neither are our playoff chances. Here, take the pennant we won't be winning this year. Ho, Ho, Ho!""