A foreign-language reporter and a player with no apparent sense of humor. Yup, what I wouldn't give to see the end result of this interview with Ted Lilly on Monday.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from last Thursday's C-a-C:
1st — PT.
"Now what am I forgetting? Let's see ... I got eggs, cheese, light bulbs, deodorant, Manny ... wait ... Manny? What the? ALBERT!!!!!"
2nd — Daniel P.
"Six more weeks of Chris Carpenter on the disabled list."
3rd — Eurometal.
"Maybe if I turn this way a little more ... ah, look ... no more belly."
HM — Dan D.
"I hope they put my keno numbers on the scoreboard."