Yeah, we just featured a picture of Pablo Sandoval(notes) and Juan Uribe(notes) during last week's C-a-Cs, but when you have a chance to post 500+ pounds of failed hip bump, you simply can't pass it up. As the great San Francisco band Beulah once sang, we're getting high, but we're still feeling down/gravity has a way of pinning us to the ground.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
2nd — cihfwt. "If only our pitchers could hold a lead like this."
3rd — Allen. "Having removed the bat from home plate, Prince Fielder has been hereby proclaimed King Fielder."
HM —lolol. "Prince Fielder shows that he has own gravitational orbit."