C-a-C: 'This one's for Carlton. Give him his nickname back!'

I have to say I'm a little disappointed in my man, Torii Hunter, for his behind-the-back shove of Ivan Rodriguez. Yeah, they later cleared the air, but the last time I saw a move like that, the shoved had a full bookbag and a trombone case while the shover was running down the middle school hallway in his IOU sweatshirt and Z. Cavaricci dress pants.

But darned if it doesn't make for a solid Create-a-Caption.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from last Thursday's C-a-C:

'I should've just listened to Vince Coleman'

1st — Matt H.

"I just found Otis Nixon!"

2nd — Jumbo.

Teixeira: "Call me when you decide who you are rooting for. Until then, i'm going to be under this tarp."

The Dude Behind Teixeira: "I'm wearing Yankees underwear."

3rd — Silver D.

"It must have been some crazy party ... whoa, how did i get traded to Detroit?"

HM — zubee.

"Manny had the scoreboard, I have the tarp."

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