Oh, how very fortuitous. A day after Joe Posnanski writes a good piece on why he has started to appreciate "the Mozart of overmanagers," the AP takes a picture of Tony La Russa in his essence. The captioning possibilities for this photo are endless.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should it read?
Follow the jump for winners from a C-a-C featuring a retired Mad Dog:
1st — hockey?
"Wait! I said I'd sign breasts, not balls."
2nd — John S.
That's it: 5 2/3 balls and I'm done.
3rd — Benjamin I.
"Who keeps calling me Mike?"
HM — Eurometal.
"There's only like, what, 4 of you here....what's the rush?"
HM — dragon43078.
"Which one of you has a contract for me to sign?"