If you didn't already know that it pays to be a World Series champion, take a look at this picture from Tuesday night's Chrysler and Fiat event in Los Angeles.
Yes, that's San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson(notes) looking like the suburban rastafarian from your freshman year dorm floor, hanging out with Jennifer Charlton (middle) and Jessica Lowndes from the new "90210." Good to see Wilson and The Machine keeping a little better company than their first foray into the post-Series Hollywood life.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C, featuring a little football at the Friendly Confines:
1st — JerBear50. "The Cubs' staff goes to surprising lengths to convince Ronnie Woo-Woo that he's in the wrong park."
3rd — Rick. "When did Northwestern join the Ivy League?"
HM — mr. jones. "The Cubs suck so bad, even the field wasn't in attendance."
HM — Tom. "The Cubs wanted to show their fans what an even more futile team looks like, but unfortunately Northwestern's basketball team refused to play outdoors."