The Winter Meetings begin next Monday and that can mean only one thing — wall-to-wall coverage of everything Scott Boras says, does and eats. To ease our way into a week spent with baseball's most controversial man, we'll be featuring a Boras pic each day on C-a-C.
In our penultimate photo, Mr. Boras and ex-client, Mr. A-Rod, sit down for a chat with an unidentified interviewer. The tranquility of said discussion is interrupted, however, when Mr. Boras apparently spots something on the floor while A-Rod does not.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from a mitochlorian-tinged C-a-C:
'Is that a force field you've trapped us in?'
1st — Alexander W.
Epstein: Your faith in the free-agent market is you weakness.
Cashman: Your faith in your farm-system is yours.
Boras: Good. Use your over-bloated bank accounts. Let the money flow through you to me.
2nd — Saro G.
Theo-Wan Epstein: These aren't the free agents you're interested in...
Cashman: These aren't the free agents I'm interested in.
Epstein: You can move along.
Cashman: Move along, move along.
3rd — Miguel P.
"This Shaun White Snowboarding Wii game is easier than getting a discount from you Scott!"