The interactions between Albert Pujols(notes) the Machine and the working press aren't always cordial, but I can't remember them ever devolving into a fierce biting attack. Nope, not even during this current power dip Pujols has experienced during St. Louis' 12-day fall from first.
However, 'Albert Pujols' the Real, Live Cardinal, who lives in a Missouri bird sanctuary, has a little different view of public relations. Watch below as he attempts to take a chunk out of the thumb of a television reporter. The fun really starts around the 1:40 mark but stops just short of Tony the Turkey joining in on the beating with his fungo bat.