High School Haiku: Hooters? Don’t blame the boys

Cameron Smith
Prep Rally

This week's High School Haiku is of the middle school variety, but it would have to be. It's hard to escape that Hooters story, after all.

Hooters Sign
Hooters Sign

Here's how it comes out in shortened poetic form.

Would you like fries with that controversy?

Football. Bikinis.
Waitresses, not cheerleaders.
Can you blame the boys?

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Cameron Smith is the editor of Prep Rally on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him at preprallyblog@yahoo.com or follow him on Twitter!

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