Well, this is embarrassing.
During a Little League World Series elimination game in Williamsport, Pa., a grown man chased after a home run ball so aggressively that he launched himself directly over the front row of seats and into the bushes. The result of that handiwork was a series of facial lacerations, including a nice, Rudolph-like spot of blood on the tip of his nose.
Prep Rally has absolutely no idea what would motivate a grown man to lose his mind over a home run belted by a 12-year-old. Perhaps he was trying to inspire his younger charges about the heart needed to make it at the top level. Maybe he could have found a way to accomplish that without wrecking his face.
After all, he wasn't chasing that ball for economic reasons, that's for sure.