Video: In which we attempt to kill the Cigar Guy craze dead

You know Cigar Guy, right? Happy fellow recently unmasked (unwigged?) in the Tiger Woods photo. Well, the meme is making its way around the Internet, and here's the latest iteration -- a "rap" "song" about Cigar Guy. Watch if you must, but we warn you -- this is 100 seconds of your life you'll never get back:

So let's just run this one straight into the ground. Word on the street is that Cigar Guy will be a hot Halloween costume. So if you do dress up as Cigar Guy for Halloween -- or if you happen to take your Cigar Guy costume to a notable location -- send your photos to and we'll post 'em here in early November. Have at it, friends!

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