Tiger Woods has a new fragrance he'd like you to smell

For those times when you want to hide the stench of your misdeeds:

Nothing like the smell of Tiger in the morning. (Visor tip: Dude, Where's My Par.) In other TW news, producers apparently nixed a bunch of Tiger jokes from Sunday night's Oscar telecast. Good thing, too; that would've made it very uncomfortable at the Woods' Windermere Oscar-watching party. They had one, right?