This is a special little kind of genius, folks. Presenting the Tiger Woods Mistress slot machine, courtesy of the fine folks at Favre Dollar Foot Longs. Click here or on the slot machine itself to play. Line up a row of Tiger Woodses, and you're a winner. Line up a row of mistresses, and you lose most of your endorsements and prestige. Easy, right?
If they make an iPhone version of this, I bet Phil is totally going to be playing it in the Augusta locker room.