The indignity of it all: You win the U.S. Open in one of the most dominating performances in history, and they can't even get your name right:
Aw, man. That's tragic. We're sure Rory McIlroy is completely broken up by this show of disrespect. Let's see if we can find him for some comment. Rory? Rory ... ?
... er, yeah. We'll check back later with ya, Rors. Bottoms up.