Cigar Guy, now in minute 14, appears on the 'Today' show

Hey gang, Cigar Guy is on our shores now! He appeared on the "Today" show early Friday morning to talk in a charming Dickensian accent about ... well, not much, really. And yeah, he's going to milk this for all it's worth. I know I would. Cigar Guy, everybody:

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Only six months to Augusta, everybody. Hang on and we'll all get through this together.

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