All right, this is pretty cool: the latest photos from Donald Trump's TRUMP INTERNATIONAL GOLF LINKS (I think I'm required to capitalize that by law) in Aberdeen, Scotland. Like everything Trump does, it has a contentious history, and also like everything Trump does, it's so magnificent that it's an excess of luxury, like a solid gold turducken.
Check out the layout here. Let's just say you'd better keep your balls on the fairway:
Sorry about the bagpipes. Of course, after listening to that, I'm ready to paint my face blue and take up arms against the crown, Braveheart-style. They can take our belly putters, but they can't take our freedom!