I'm not going to push a hard sell for tonight's national TV game and the attached fantasy chat. If Westbrook and Kendrick don't get the juices flowing, consult your doctor.
The usual topics are on the menu for tonight's gathering. We'll talk openers and closers, rookies and reaches, movies and mischief. Vote in a poll, make a friend, have a drink, ponder the meaning of it all. We'll all be better for your participation.
About three hours to get in character. See you soon, fake baseball legend.