Sexson released. But we'll get through this thing together

Kruty won the Sidney Ponson contest back in June with a remarkably accurate guess:

"Yankees. June 19."

Today, the stunning release of Richie Sexson has created a new contest opportunity. Please tell us via comments who will dare to sign Sexson, and when. And possibly why, because that detail eludes me. The deadline for entry is Friday, July 11, at 5 PM.

The person closest to the truth will get an invitation to the second annual Tank Johnson Desert Classic, which of course is an important qualifying event for the 2010 U.S. Olympic fantasy football team trials.

We must reclaim the women's PPR gold from Belarus. There is no glory in silver, ladies.

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