Logan Paulsen! Martellus Bennett! Get ready for the showdown on Monday-Night-Football!
Okay, maybe you have a juicier way to spin this matchup. You know where the fun is. You know where the points are. If you'd like some company as you watch the game, your loyal Arcadian is here to oblige.
Let's convene for the second half, whenever that starts. Consider 10:15 pm ET to be a tentative time. We can talk real and fake football; other sports; wine, women and song. Let's be good to one another. Let's leave a big tip.
See you in couple of hours. Time to get in character.