So I have a radical proposal to fix Chipper Jones, but it means that someone's going to wake up in an ice-filled tub with their hamstrings missing.
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If no action is taken by the fantasy community, Jones could miss several games:
Jones will be reevaluated Friday before the Braves open a weekend series at Philadelphia. He said he hoped to miss only a "couple of games," but couldn't rule out a stint on the disabled list.
"It's sore right now," he said. "I don't know what the timetable's going to be. Hamstrings are a little more delicate than quads or groins."
Please DO NOT use the comments to debate the relative delicacy of hamstrings, quads and groins.