Great, now we know which Bears QB to avoid first

Everyone, please meet the starting quarterback for the 2008 Chicago Bears...

Here's the updated depth chart. The Bears open at Indianapolis, so that should go well.

Honestly, if we could move Chicago any further down in the Juggernaut Index, we would. There's probably an argument to be made for the Georgia Bulldogs at No. 32.

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