Fox' Matt Vasgersian, who does his job well, declared the New York Yankees' American League Division Series win over Cleveland to be amazing.
It is not. Not any more.
In fact, the Yankees winning three elimination games in succession is a feat that has happened seven times in the past three years. And we can only conclude from that that they're not making teams that can avoid the bad beat the way they used to.
The 2017 Indians joined the 2016 Indians, Warriors and Thunder, the 2015 Clippers, Capitals and Texas Rangers, the 2014 Capitals and Sharks, the 2013 Red Wings, the 2012 Reds and Cardinals, the 2011 Penguins, the 2010 Bruins and Capitals as proud laryngectomy victims – teams that needed to win only one of three (or in the Sharks' case, four) games to advance in the playoffs (or in the Warriors' case, win).
That's 15 times this "amazing" thing has happened, which means that by any estimate, teams that needed to win three consecutive games to escape the icy hand of Uncle Death are now pretty much the norm in this decade.
And why, you ask? I blame Twitter. I blame global warming. I blame video games. I blame smartphones. I blame phones. I blame the new president. I blame the old president. I blame Satan. I blame participation trophies and orange slices and juice boxes. I blame the players and I blame the owners and I blame the fans and definitely those smarmy bastards in the media. They're the worst.
I blame you. Hell, I think I blame Matt Vasgersian.
But whomever is at fault, we have here an epidemic of feet strangling their owners when everything seems their cheeriest. And unless we live in such misery-enriched times that good times are only precursors to far worse ones, there is no sensible explanation. Players' windpipes are no smaller than they were a decade ago. The Internet is older than seven years. Close-out games are not materially more difficult than they were before 2010.
And yet winning that one extra game is suddenly like finding out your SAT test has been written totally in anagrams. In other words, when things look brightest, that's when you know you're totally screwed.
And if you don't believe me, ask Terry Francona. In a few weeks maybe. Not right away. Not unless you're keen to see how it feels to have your neck used as a bathmat.