Nothing says 'I love you' like these weird food gifts

Dana OliverBeauty Director
Yahoo Lifestyle

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Your heart (and stomach) will love this beef jerky bouquet for Valentine’s Day. (Photo: The Manly Man Company Inc., GIF: Yahoo)
Your heart (and stomach) will love this beef jerky bouquet for Valentine’s Day. (Photo: The Manly Man Company Inc., GIF: Yahoo)

Nothing says I love you like a bouquet of… beef jerky. Well, maybe to someone who isn’t easily impressed by a dozen roses.

This Valentine’s Day, retailers are stepping outside of those heart-shaped boxes filled with assorted chocolates and offering weirdly amazing food-inspired arrangements. From teriyaki-flavored beef jerky to a bright bundle of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and bite-sized donuts, all formed into bouquets, your loved one will find these gift ideas supersweet.

Our mouths started watering the very moment we saw Carnivore Club’s beef jerky bouquet. Made from a blend of beef, pork and spices, the chewy, flower-shaped dried meat is available in four different flavors — original, hot, teriyaki and mixed. It also comes beautifully arranged inside a pint glass that you can later use to pour your favorite cold beer into.

It may be marketed to men, but we think it will make for a tasty Valentine’s Day gift for anyone on your list.

Carnivore Club Exotic Jerky Bouquet

Carnivore Club Exotic Jerky Bouquet (Credit: Amazon)
Carnivore Club Exotic Jerky Bouquet (Credit: Amazon)

We’ll take two dozens of this beef jerky bouquet.

Reese’s Extravaganza Candy Bouquet

Reese’s cups and matching bright orange flowers are a match made in heaven.

Harry & David Donut Bouquet

Aren’t these mini cake donuts the cutest?

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