Amy Schumer Had a Savage Response to Jennifer Lawrence's Latest Breakup

Gina Carbone
Moviefone

Jennifer Lawrence has been everywhere lately to promote "Red Sparrow." Seriously. Check your closets, basement, garage -- she might be in there, ready for another interview.

Last night, she was on "Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen," and addressed a bunch of topics -- including her buddies the Kardashians, the rumor that she's dating Brad Pitt, and her split from "mother!" director Darren Aronofsky.

Lawrence is close friends with Amy Schumer, and JLaw was at Schumer's recent wedding. On WWHL, Lawrence gave an update on the film they are working on together -- they just had a table read two weeks ago; they now need a director, and a date. Andy Cohen said Bette Midler wants to play JLaw's mom in the movie, even though the movie doesn't have a mom role. Yet!

Speaking of Amy Schumer, Lawrence told Andy Cohen that she talked to Schumer right after the her breakup with Aronofsky:

"When Darren and I first broke up, and I told her, I was really sad. The next day I got a bouquet of flowers delivered and I was like, 'What is this?' I bring the bouquet of flowers in, and there was a note that says, 'I'm so sorry to hear you're gonna die alone. Love, Amy.'"

Bwahahaha. Already a smug married after only a few weeks.

'mother!' NYC Premiere
'mother!' NYC Premiere

Chances are, Jennifer Lawrence will be just fine -- and she won't have to live or die alone unless she wants to. Considering some of the crazies out there, she may be happiest to just stay single.

Also on WWHL, she revealed she has all of her ex-boyfriends' numbers still in her phone, except for the first one, since they didn't even have cell phones at the time.

She also reacted to the rumor that she was dating Brad Pitt. As rumors go, it could be worse -- and she knew it:

"No, I've met him once in like 2013, so it was very random. But, I also wasn't like, in a huge hurry to debunk it."

Yeah, that's the kind of rumor you can let survive as its own fan fiction.

JLaw loves reality TV, especially the Kardashians and the Real Housewives. Watch her fangirl out over this "dinner party" with two of her favorites:There's more!

Over on "Ellen," Jennifer Lawrence revealed who's a better kisser -- her "Hunger Games" franchise costar Liam Hemsworth, or her "Silver Linings Playbook," "Serena," "Joy," and "American Hustle" costar Bradley Cooper. (She picked Coop, but she didn't elaborate on why.)

There's even more! Watch Jennifer Lawrence take a lie detector test for Vanity Fair. She doesn't believe that we all have soul mates, but she does want to get married someday.

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