Amir Johnson bounces 1st pitch at Blue Jays game, goes *just* a bit high on 2nd try (Video)

Just like my father always said: "If at first you don't succeed, make a joke out of the whole thing and throw a baseball into a crowd." It's not just advice. It's an ethos.

Good stuff, Amir Johnson. I don't suspect you'll be asked back to Rogers Centre any time soon, but I guess if John Wall got the chance to redeem himself after this rough outing at a Washington Nationals game, anything's possible.

Well, anything but not getting made fun of by your Toronto Raptors teammates for your lack of control:

Solid advice, Quincy Acy. You should try to remember that "don't bounce it" thing next time, Amir. Just file it away for safe keeping.

Video via AmirTV. Hat-tip to TrueHoop's Henry Abbott.

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